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Bucky's Kitty HoroScope

Kitty advice for every astrological sign made easy!

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YOUR KITTY SIGN

Mar. 21 - Apr. 19

AIRES

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Mar. 21 - Apr. 19

AIRES

  

Aires kitties, a sure way to feel the spirit of spontaneity is to unexpectedly chase your tail when your humans entertain visitors. (23)

Apr. 20 - May 20

TAURUS

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Apr. 20 - May 20

TAURUS

  

Taurus kitties know reaching for the stars often means reaching for that silly glass collection on that high shelf. Keep at it!  (23) 

May 21 - Jun. 20

GEMINI

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May 21 - Jun. 20

GEMINI

GEMINI kitties should be cautious of wasting time. If you're not wasting enough time, nap on this. (23)

Jun. 21 - Jul. 22

CANCER

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Jun. 21 - Jul. 22

CANCER

Cancer kitties, this is a time for getting what you've always wanted. It might be under the kitchen sink, hanging from the dining room ceili...

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Jul. 23 - Aug. 22

LEO

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Jul. 23 - Aug. 22

LEO

LEO kitties often find that it's tough to see the best in people. That's because they are mere humans. They know not what they do. Have a na...

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Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

VIRGO

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Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

VIRGO

Virgo kitties, consider obtaining a little pink sock from a nearby laundry hamper. My pal Mooch from the Mutts comics loves his. (23)

Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

LIBRA

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Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

LIBRA

LIBRA kitties: if you are bored, it may be time to join the rat race. (23)

Oct. 22 - Nov. 21

SCORPIO

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Oct. 22 - Nov. 21

SCORPIO

Scorpio cats: If a groundhog can do it, so can you. It may be time consider a career as a meteorologist. (23)

Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

SAGITTARIUS

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Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius kitties, crying over spilled milk is one thing but crying over a few historic crystal glasses stupidly left on a nearby shelf is...

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Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

CAPRICORN

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Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

CAPRICORN

Capricorn kitties, your new moon is in Uranus located at 134 Elm Street, just a block or two from your home. (23)

Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

AQUARIUS

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Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

AQUARIUS

Aquarius kitties, just because you always do things your way doesn't mean you are wrong. It means you are always correct. (23)

Feb. 19 - Mar. 20

PISCES

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Feb. 19 - Mar. 20

PISCES

  

Pisces kitties: NASA has now confirmed the existence of the planet Feline on the edge of the Milky-Kibble Way. You’ve been telling humans ...

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Chef Björn Buckster's recipes and those of contributors have never been kitchen-floor tested and no warranty, guarantee, golf tee, English tea, etc. is implied. Kat Kitchen is intended as an entertainment only. Cats understand this. Bucky's Kitty Horoscopes have little to do with real horoscopes. Take none of this seriously.

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