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Bucky's Kitty HoroScope

Kitty advice for every astrological sign made easy!

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YOUR KITTY SIGN

The stars are looking upon you with favor. Consider a new interest such as cuticle care. (3)

Mar. 21 - Apr. 19

AIRES

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Mar. 21 - Apr. 19

AIRES

Your sheer animal magnetism will overcome all the flaws of your human companion. (4)

Apr. 20 - May 20

TAURUS

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Apr. 20 - May 20

TAURUS

Taurus kitties are an inspiration to all humans. Your wisdom is evident. But sharing too much is exhausting and detracts from naps! (5)

May 21 - Jun. 20

GEMINI

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May 21 - Jun. 20

GEMINI

Reorganizing your human's Tupperware or glass figurine collection could prove fun. (5)

Jun. 21 - Jul. 22

CANCER

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Jun. 21 - Jul. 22

CANCER

Dancing red dots on the wall are communication for you to return home to your native planet Melmac. (4)

Jul. 23 - Aug. 22

LEO

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Jul. 23 - Aug. 22

LEO

Your human's home is your castle. Time to rebel against dry food in a bowl and demand a live salmon! The world is your oyster. (4)

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Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

VIRGO

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Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

VIRGO

The stars suggest your to-do list may need trimming. Consider the feline WTF (Wed., Thurs, Fri.) approach. (4)

Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

LIBRA

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Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

LIBRA

Love is in the air! Meow late at night until your human leaves the gate to your neighbor's yard open! (4)

Oct. 22 - Nov. 21

SCORPIO

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Oct. 22 - Nov. 21

SCORPIO

Human Scorpios have little in common with you. Apply for Libra membership. (4)

Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

SAGITTARIUS

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Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius cats cannot ever accept a $200 scratching post as a substitute for furniture. (4)

Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

CAPRICORN

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Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

CAPRICORN

You are blessed with selective hearing but may need to be more selective. (4)

Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

AQUARIUS

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Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

AQUARIUS

New ideas may be on the table. Brush them off quickly. (4)

Feb. 19 - Mar. 20

PISCES

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Feb. 19 - Mar. 20

PISCES

A perfect time for Pisces kitties to nonchalantly steal a nut or bolt from the IKEA table kit your human companion lugged home. (4)


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